1: Dog Blood Transmigration

On 20 May 2020, it was a very meaningful day. The streets were filled with confessions and marriage proposals. Looking at the streets were people in pairs. Mu Qing Xin looked at the couples passing by with resentment. 

“The more you PDA, the quicker you die!” Mu Qing Xin cursed fiercely in her heart. Her beautiful makeup that was on since morning was now ruined by her tears, making her look shagged.

Just a moment ago, Mu Qing Xin’s 101st blind date ended in failure. Originally, having a blind date on such a special day, Mu Qing Xin was looking forward to meeting her prince, but…

“Miss Mu, how old are you this year?”

“28” Mu Qing Xin said in embarrassment when she heard him asking for her age. At the beginning, she was determined to get married at 24, give birth at 25, and be liberated at 30 when the child is in elementary school. 

“Where does Miss Mu work at? What is your annual income?” 

“Ha ha, are blind dates so straightforward nowadays?” Corners of Mu Qing Xin’s mouth twitched and she raised her head to look at her blind date. This honor is really the best of the best, his face was filled with acnes that were about to explode, those on his garlic nose were showing signs of explosion, his sausage lips were greasy, and it was a mouth after drinking milk…

“Cannot make it. I’m afraid I won’t be able to keep my breakfast in if I keep looking at him.” Mu Qing Xin glanced at the opposite man and then immediately looked away, “Mr Wang, it seems that those questions should be asked by me, what high position are you in? How’s your annual income?” Hurry up, finish and begone, this guy seems to be introduced by aunt’s sister-in-law’s aunt’s sister-in-law. Aunt specifically said that the communication time must be more than 5 minutes or else she won’t introduce blind dates to me in the future. 3 minutes left, hold on.

The opposite Mr Wang heard Mu Qing Xin’s question and seemed a little unbelievable, he looked at Mu Qing Xin in shock: “You asked me how much I earn? Didn’t the introducer say it?”

Mu Qing Xin turned her head strangely, “What are you talking about?”

Mr Wang saw that Mu Qing Xin’s attention was all on him and proudly said: “I am a writer who specializes in art.”

“Oh? I can’t tell, what books have you written, Mr Wang?” Mu Qing Xin made complaints in her heart, this greasy person actually engages in art, ha ha, wasn’t it said that people who specialize in art are a literary person?

“The book is in creation. I spent nearly ten years for this book, once it is created, it will definitely cause a sensation to the world! To create this masterpiece, I don’t have the time to work so I want to find a partner with a high income. In order to support me, her annual income must be no less than one million, because the production, printing and publicity of the book all need money. In addition, she must have a house and a car. The house needs to be in the suburbs, preferably a villa, a quiet environment is the most important thing, I don’t have any requirements for the car, however I like the long version of Rolls Royce, if I were to be famous in the future, I will look more stylish when I go out.”

Seeing that the opposite Mr Wang was becoming more and more vigorous, and was seriously in the middle of his daydream, Mu Qing Xin touched her convulsively stiff face, took a deep breath, and tried keeping her smile: “Sorry Mr Wang, the introducer did not mention about your situation, I may not fit your requirements, my apologies…”

Mr Wang was a little dissatisfied that his words were interrupted, his thick eyebrows were glued together, “The introducer didn’t tell you?”

“Indeed, she didn’t.” Mu Qing Xin felt a bit painful from biting her molars. 

Mr Wang seemed to be dissatisfied with what he knew, lowered his head and thought for five seconds. Mu Qing Xin looked at her watch, 30 seconds left.

It seemed that it had been decided, Mr Wang raised his head. Mu Qing Xin breathed a sigh of relief, finally the 101st blind date has ended successfully, go home and wait for the 102nd blind date, maybe she can get married next time…

“Although the introducer didn’t tell you, I heard your situation from her. You are an internet lowly writer who specializes in writing things that are not on the table(1). Although it is not on the table, the income seems to be good. I will reluctantly let you pass.” When he spoke, those tiny eyes that almost couldn’t see his eye gaps, narrowed and looked at Mu Qing Xin’s chest that was getting more and more undulating.

“Hold it, hold it in, need to end successfully…” Mu Qing Xin kept inhaling and exhaling, squeezing the bag tightly in her hand, the back of her teeth hurt even more, “Don’t, don’t force it, I am not a good match for the great god who will create a ‘masterpiece’, I have something on, I will be leaving.”

“Don’t go, didn’t you come here for a blind date, what else can you do, besides, on such a special day, I don’t believe you have any appointments, I will reluctantly sacrifice myself, the hotel opposite is having a half priced promotion today, shall we go there?”

The scum man had already stretched out his pig’s feet(2), marched towards Mu Qing Xin’s hand, “I’m QAQ, I gave you face but you didn’t want it, you have grown so big yet you haven’t seen the mirror, probably you are scared that you will be disgusted when you see it, specialize in art, why don’t you just say that you are a duck, want a sugar mummy just say it, still say want to create book, create your sister” Mu Qing Xin picked up her bag and smashed it on the scum man’s face, and got even more angry, “Hotel, half priced, the best match for you is not a person but a sow! No, the sow probably doesn’t like you!” Mu Qing Xin kicked the top of his face and walked away without stopping.

“You… You… You vixen, no wonder no one wants you at such an old age, you deserve it…”

Behind her, there was a desperate voice from the scum man, Mu Qing Xin hurriedly left the place that made her explode.

When she reached the tree in the park, she saw couples walking pass, she felt more angered, she was not bad, not to mention she is also a beauty, she is still a 32D, she just wants to find somebody to marry, why is it so difficult, “It must be that God has no eyes!”

“Boom…”

As soon as Mu Qing Xin complained about God, thunder sounded from the horizon, “Haha, there must be too many people swearing today, God cannot take it…” The person next to her smiled.

“Strike, strike, strike all those scumbags to death!” Mu Qing Xin prayed in her heart after she heard it.

“Boom… Ah!”

“Oh my goodness!”

“Call the ambulance, the lightning struck someone…”

“It’s bizarre, in broad daylight, she was struck by lightning, this person must have done something bad to the world…”

“QAQ, you are the one that harms the world, your whole family harms the world!” Mu Qing Xin realized that she was struck by lightning at the last second before her mind dissipated, “God, you traitor, you struck the wrong person, you should strike the scum men…” In the end, Mu Qing Xin plunged into darkness.

It’s just that a faint light appeared on the dark body under the tree. If looked closely, it is the musical note necklace on Mu Qing Xin’s neck, it was sent to her by Mu Qing Xin’s fan two years ago. Because it was very delicate, it was always worn on her neck. The necklace was there the previous second and suddenly disappeared in the next…

 

(1)Scum man looking down on Qing Xin *where’s my knife!!!*
(2)His dirty hand

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